Mar
27
“Have you heard what happened to poor Larry? - - - Okay, you are asking who
in the hell is “Sidney”. Well… . Ol Sidney gets home late one night and
Linda, his wife asks, “Where in the hell have you been?”
Sidney replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?” she frowned, “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my picker,” he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking?!” she said shaking her head in disgust.
“Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his
pecker?”
“Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”
Sidney is recovering in room 322 at Mercy Hospital.” a really poorly constructed joke email i got at work. i made no alterations to it, obviously.
in the hell is “Sidney”. Well… . Ol Sidney gets home late one night and
Linda, his wife asks, “Where in the hell have you been?”
Sidney replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?” she frowned, “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my picker,” he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking?!” she said shaking her head in disgust.
“Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his
pecker?”
“Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”
Sidney is recovering in room 322 at Mercy Hospital.” a really poorly constructed joke email i got at work. i made no alterations to it, obviously.